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Thursday, June 29, 2017

The Dirtiest Field Hockey Players… Ever

MEATBALLS (1979)


Little did Camp Northstar know of the fiendish groin injury plot waged by two female members of Camp Mohawk in the women’s field hockey game during the Intra-camp Olympiad. 

This dastardly deed of harmful intent would make Northstar lose ground in the point total and result in the loss of their star player and marathon entry, Jackie.

We see their plan in action as the film cuts away from the action, to find the two future Vassar graduates, standing still, nodding in agreement as their target.  They double team Jackie with a hard knee to the groin, the most gruesome injury caught on camera (with exception to Joe Theissman’s leg-break on Monday Night Football.)
Where were the refs?  Did Camp Mohawk buy them too?  “The Groin Injury Seen ‘Round the Lake”, as it would be called at Northstar for years to come, was as plain as day and would be regarded in most hockey circles (ice, field and floor) as a major misconduct penalty.  

 They should both go to the penalty box and feel shame .